39233 Fremont Blvd
Fremont, CA 94538
(510) 742-6221
In my eyes and in the world of Meesha, Elephant Bars main purpose is to
serve me my Santa Barbra Burger. Everything on the menu may as well be
non existent because I basically have tunnel vision when it comes to the
menu and what I order. I always order the burger. For the first time
today, I decided to step outside my comfort zone at the E-bar and get
some tri-tip and shrimp dish, can't even remember the name because I
basically ordered it on a whim, while fighting the urge to order my
Santa Barbra burger (which they have a picture of in the menu, which
makes it that much harder to avoid). Well, what a grotesque meal that
shrimp/tri tip was. :( I knew I should have ordered my burger, I could
have easily made this dish with Uncle Ben's minute rice and some frozen
shrimp/tri-tip. Totally not a memorable experience or one that would
satisfy my taste buds to the core. I will definitely *singing to the
tune of TLC's chasing waterfalls*: "stick with the santa barbra
buuuurggggerrrr I'mmm useddd to, I knowww thatttt I gotta have it my way
orrrr nothing at allll, cause this dish was reeealllyyy baaaad". hahaha
Anyway,
I
love sitting outside on the patio, it's really nice and clean and kinda
tropical (well as tropical as you can get in rundown fremont). Will
come again, but not for anything else on the menu except the burger.
Places like these really tick me off. I'll go in there and wonder where the bar that's made out of an elephant is. And then the bartender will look at me like *I* am the weirdo. Then, I'll have a bunch of shots, scream about "false advertising" and wake up next to some strange woman on the sketchy side of town.
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